Limericks by Mme. Malette's Class

There once was a girl named Emily

Who once got stung by a bee

She let out an ouch

She lay on the couch

And now she can no longer see

By Emily




There once was a girl named Emma

Who had a sister named Femma

Then she went on her bike

And had a big sike

She knew she would not get in that dilemna.

by Emma


One day there was a boy named Kale

Who liked to drink ginger ale

He drank it in bed

And it spilled on his head

Now that poor boy named Kale is in jail.

by Abby


There once was a boy named Kale

Who liked to go for a sail

He had a wish

To capture a fish

But then he got eaten by a whale.

By Maddy and Kale


There once wss a boy named Gared

Whose best friend was named Jarod

They were such big fools

Always near pools

Poor Gared and his dear friend Jarod


There once was a black little bat

Who was mixed with a little black cat

He tried to fly

He went bye bye

Because he was incredibly fat


There once was a kid named Cale

Who drank too much gingerale

He drunk it all

He got too tall

He had to go on sale

By Jarod


There once was a boy named Jack

Who let out a giant WHACK

He hit the ball

There was a fall

His body was blue and black

By Danielle


There was a strong boy at our school

Who acted like a fool

He pushed a kid

Oh yes he did

And then he fell in the pool

By Colby


There once was a girl named Maddy

Who always acted crabby

One day she was mad

So she acted very bad

And her new name was Baddy

By Maddy


There once was a boy named Billy

He always acted so silly

He walked to school

Because he was cool

Waiting to see his best friend Willy

by Liz

Once Billy went to his school
And he tried to act so very cool
He saw his friend Willy
They acted all silly
And they laughed a lot like a fool
By David

There once was a girl named Sarah
Who got bit by the evil fara
She went to her house
She saw a big mouse
And she named the big mouse Lara
By Sarah and Emily

There once was a girl named Alexis
Who lived in the great state of Texas
She had no hope
Till she found a jackalope
And then she drove home in a Lexus
by Alexis

There once was a girl named Danielle
Who loved her cockerspaniel
She called it Maddy
It was always crabby
She should have named it Sunielle
by Maddy and Danielle

Sometimes I wear a a bright yellow vest
And sometimes I can be a naughty pest
When I go to school
I act like a fool
But to my friends I am always the best
By Remi